Hard Work

I can see my boss over the maze of cubicles. He looks around, catches my eye, pretends he doesn't see me, and then guiltily starts clicking his mouse seemingly absorbed in work. Thats because the company has no work for me. Thats right, I've been sitting in my office for a week, supposed to be in training but actually only surfing the web. Everytime I speak to the boss about it he makes some evasive reply about things picking up soon; but I anticipate no such contingency in the near future. Till then I shall reply to scraps, write emails, watch hundreds of videos and stagger home bleary eyed every day.
Life's good.